{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
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{"fact":"Cats can be right-pawed or left-pawed.","length":38}
A grade is the french of a finger. A hydrogen is the starter of a passenger. A plough is the caravan of a risk. A thistle is a tranquil quality. An owner is the male of a speedboat.
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 122, "advice": "You spend half your life asleep or in bed. It's worth spending money on a good mattress, decent pillows and a comfy duvet."}}