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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
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